Stupid happenings in 2009*

Hey guys i know its again been a while i havent post here, a lot funny and stupid happened these days wait i will tell u wat !! Its all below:

31th/Dec/2008

My ever eighth cigaratte smoked! My aunt gave me another cigaratte since its the last day of 2008, so i accepted and yes of cuz smoked, this time i am away better than before, i 80% did rit… smoking!! My aunt gave me a big hand *clap clap*

1st/Jan/2009

HAPPY NEW YEAR everyone!! Gahh i know its late, sorry for this late wish readers!! So i decided to wish, HAPPY OLD YEAR!! Yeah anyways, i went to the Thai resturant with my family to celebrate, food der was great, they are all at least cooked well, sum resturants give their customers with live fish to eat+.*”

2nd/Jan/2009

I poked my uncles eye with frozen minced meat pack roll =.=” this is wat happened:

He (my uncle) came to my room with a frozen minced meat pack roll on his hand while i was teasing my baby sis.. then he placed it on my small brother, wtf rit?? Though its a joke its not funnny!! I was on the bed, he took it away then of cuz i give revenge, i kicked his hand and unfortunately, by mistakely, his hand with the frozen minced meat pack roll went on his eye, it started bleeding, dont be worrying for him, hes not blind, luckily! So then a cut on his eye, i guess he deserve it since he was playing fool on my small brother…….

3rd/Jan/2009

Then this day, my aunt requested me to take my cousin (her son) to the saloon to give him a haircut, she was on the phone explaining me wat kind of haircut she wants for her son, and of cuz i was concentrating on wat she was explaining but still i dont understand, so i went to the saloon and ask the barber for a mushroom haircut…….. hahahahahahahaha i was laughing like hell on my cousins hair, sooo f**king funny, exactly like mushroom but in big size!!!!

So both my cousin and my uncle are ruined by my me!! I am proud of myself!!! Wondering wat will my aunt do to see her husband with broken eye and son wit freaking risky haircut!……..lol

4th/Jan/2009

First day of skool, okay i got my exam marks, which does surprised me a lot! All C & D grades…… wondering wat my dad is gonna do to me!! Wth is dat?? y cant  da teacher just give me sum extra 20 or 30 marks, gahh…… So anyways i dont want to talk about my studies anymore, so in the hometime, i am own transport, waiting for my mom to pick me, guess wat???!!! I went to the bathroom to pee, that time, the school is nearly empty, no more students but few conductors, i went inside the bathroom and open one particular bathroom door and locked myself to pee. After splashing, i unlocked the door and u know wat??the knock of the door is broken down, i cant open the door at all, i am stuck inside the toilet staring at the ah hums………. then luckily, thx to my mother, she born me tall, so that i climb over the door to get out of the toilet, wat a hard job, first time in my life i am climbing over the toilet door……. wtf is wrong?? Wat an unlucky day!!!!

5th/Jan/2009

Which is today, i am writing a post on www.limpylimps.wordpress.com and btw thinking for a gift for my  girlfriend, okay i have been keeping this secret for long, i am in a legal relationship with a girl, my face become red* lol  And tomorrows my gfs bday,  wat shall i give her?? ohh i got the idea, okay not telling here, my girl shes reading the post!!……..

hehehah MUhahaha

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~ by limpylimps on January 5, 2009.